- Dan: Takeru Nozawa, the reigning champ. Eats left, drinks right. Hundred and ten pounds of pure stomach.
- Hank Hill: Maybe you could figure out what's causing that, uh, God-awful smell in your car.
- Bill Dauterive: That was a frog. I guess I'll get rid of it.
- Dale Gribble: [about Bill in the eating contest] Behold the great American fatass, gorging on the lips and anuses of his brethren!