King of the Hill (TV Series)

Snow Job (1998)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive, Buck Strickland

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Quotes 

• Buck Strickland : We have gathered here to celebrate propane, God's gas.

• Buck Strickland : That Vickers mucked things up worse than Jack Kennedy at Piggy Bay.

• Joe Jack : We quit.

  [He and the other Strickland employees leave the office] 

  Lloyd Vickers : Fine, quit! I've got a whole alumni newsletter of friends I can call on! They'll drive those trucks just for the life experience!

  Joe Jack : [laughs derisively]  And I suppose your friends are HazMat certified too.

  [He leaves] 

  Lloyd Vickers : [genuinely confused]  HazMat?

  [At the hospital, a furious Strickland is giving Vickers hell over the phone all while in a wheelchair being pushed by an orderly] 

  Buck Strickland : 'Hazardous Material'! Vickers, you moron! You need a special license to drive a propane truck!

  Lloyd Vickers : It's alright sir, I can get to yes, I'll hire a new batch of drivers right away.

  Buck Strickland : You listen to me, got-dang it! It's the got-dang height of the season! There's no drivers from here to got-dang city! You're fired!

  [He hangs up the phone and puts a coin in a donation box managed by some nuns] 

  Buck Strickland : Here you go.