King of the Hill (TV Series)
Revenge of the Lutefisk (1999)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill
Quotes
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Cotton Hill : I spent two weeks in Iwo Jima buried under a pile of dead bodies. The smells I smelled there you could not even imagine. But I will always remember what I smelled in that church. It was a vengeful stink. It was a stink for the ages.
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[Cotton has been accused of burning down a church]
Cotton Hill : Here's how it went down: I went to the latrine, but there was already someone in there. I lit a match in self defense, then beat a hasty retreat. The smelly man must have lit the fire after I left. You find the man with the terrible smell, and you've got your arsonist.
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Cotton Hill : I would take a bullet for my grandson, but not in the face. That's how I makes my livings.
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Cotton Hill : Gribble! Gribble! Ya gotta help me! They found my girly-bar matches. It's only a matter of time before they accuse me of church burnery!
