- Bobby Hill: But you got shot down by 23 women before you got that phone number.
- Boomhauer: Ain't no thang.
- Bobby Hill: So this is your big secret? You just ask every woman you see until one of them finally says yes?
- Bill Dauterive: I got flowers from a woman once. Turns out she was having one of those contests with her friends to see who could bring the most pathetic guy to a party. They called it a pig dance. We won.
- Boomhauer: Hey baby, you know, talkin' 'bout look good on your feet, you know, but look a little better on my bed.
- Hank Hill: Boomhauer is pretty good with the ladies and he's agreed to show Bobby some of his secrets.
- Peggy Hill: Hank, the man's longest relationship was a 3-day weekend. What kind of secrets could he have?
- Hank Hill: I don't know. He wouldn't tell me.