King of the Hill (TV Series)
Happy Hank's Giving (1999)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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[the Hills are stuck at the airport and Bobby is holding a bowl of salad]
Bobby Hill : I can't eat this. It's salad!
Peggy Hill : Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now, break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey.
Hank Hill : "One-legged turkey"? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Other than "Shame on you."
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Luanne Platter : Uncle Hank, a man just asked me if I wanted to join "the Mile-High Club". Could you get me an application?
Hank Hill : Well, I think they would have them on the plane, Luanne.
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[first lines]
Bill Dauterive : Oh, another Thanksgiving with Hank Hill's famous smoked turkey! What can I bring this year, Hank? Straws?
Hank Hill : Oh, well, Bill, we're -- and by "we" I mean me, my family and this turkey-- we're all going to Montana for Thanksgiving.
Bill Dauterive : Oh.
Hank Hill : Yeah. See, Peggy and her mom don't always get along and now Mother Platter's starting to take it out on propane. She says it can't get the job done when it comes to smoking turkey. Well, I'm not going to let that go. So for Peggy's sake, I got to prove her mom wrong. Now, this doesn't leave the alley, but...
[lowers voice]
Hank Hill : Peggy's parents wanted to take us to a restaurant for Thanksgiving.
[Bill, Dale and Boomhauer spit out their beers]
Hank Hill : But don't worry. I convinced them to have the meal at their house and I'm going to go with my standard plan: Cowboys game, dinner at 5:00 and serve dessert in time for "Home Alone".
Dale Gribble : [chuckles] They broke into the wrong kid's house.
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[Hank is forced to load his portable tank of propane into an airport locker]
Hank Hill : They let that woman bring an oxygen tank on the plane!
