King of the Hill (TV Series)

Happy Hank's Giving (1999)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Joseph Gribble : How long are you going to be in Arizona, Mr Redcorn?

  John Redcorn : [an American Indian]  Just for Thanksgiving weekend.

  Dale Gribble : Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?

  John Redcorn : We did. Once.

• [first lines] 

  Bill Dauterive : Oh, another Thanksgiving with Hank Hill's famous smoked turkey! What can I bring this year, Hank? Straws?

  Hank Hill : Oh, well, Bill, we're -- and by "we" I mean me, my family and this turkey-- we're all going to Montana for Thanksgiving.

  Bill Dauterive : Oh.

  Hank Hill : Yeah. See, Peggy and her mom don't always get along and now Mother Platter's starting to take it out on propane. She says it can't get the job done when it comes to smoking turkey. Well, I'm not going to let that go. So for Peggy's sake, I got to prove her mom wrong. Now, this doesn't leave the alley, but...

  [lowers voice] 

  Hank Hill : Peggy's parents wanted to take us to a restaurant for Thanksgiving.

  [Bill, Dale and Boomhauer spit out their beers] 

  Hank Hill : But don't worry. I convinced them to have the meal at their house and I'm going to go with my standard plan: Cowboys game, dinner at 5:00 and serve dessert in time for "Home Alone".

  Dale Gribble : [chuckles]  They broke into the wrong kid's house.