King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Got the Willies (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : Dad, guess where I am?

  Hank Hill : I dunno. Let's see, crushing Dwight Yoakam's voice box with my 5-iron?

  Bobby Hill : I'm at Willie Nelson's and he wants you to come over.

  Hank Hill : Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.

• Dale : Oh my God, I'm out of cigs.

  Bobby Hill : Mr. Gribble, who is your number one favorite hero?

  Dale : You are if you get me some smokes.

• Willie Nelson : Hey, I know you. You're the kid who rakes my lawn.

  Bobby Hill : No, sir. I'm the kid who hit you in the head.

  Willie Nelson : With my rake?

  Bobby Hill : No, sir, with a golf club.

  Willie Nelson : You rake my yard with a golf club? I want my quarter back.

• Willie Nelson : [to Bobby]  Hello son, have I seen you before?

  Bobby Hill : I'm the kid who hit you on the head.

  Willie Nelson : With a rake?

  Bobby Hill : No with a golf club.

  Willie Nelson : I want my quarter back!