King of the Hill (TV Series)
Hank's Got the Willies (1997)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
Quotes
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Dale : Oh my God, I'm out of cigs.
Bobby Hill : Mr. Gribble, who is your number one favorite hero?
Dale : You are if you get me some smokes.
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Hank Hill : [hearing a strange sound] What is that chinging sound?
Dale : One of those stealth helicopters with computerized noise-canceling capability. They're still working the chings out.
Bill Dauterive : How'd you know about the stealth helicopters?
Dale : alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters
Boomhauer : Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.