King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (2001)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [Slamming a piece of charcoal on the table]  You brought charcoal into our house!

  Peggy Hill : I didn't know what it was Luanne asked me to hold it for her, I thought it was drugs!

  Hank Hill : [Holding up Bobby's hand]  There's soot under my boy's nails, you don't get that from a clean burning fuel!

  Bobby Hill : You don't get the rich smokey flavor either.

  Hank Hill : [Scolding him]  You shut your mouth!, now we're going to sit here and pray.

• Bill Dauterive : Is it so weird that I'm datin' the Governor?

  Hank Hill : Uh, a little bit, maybe.

  Dale Gribble : Did you get up her shirt?

  Bill Dauterive : No, I should say not!