King of the Hill (TV Series)

Boxing Luanne (2003)

George Foreman: George Foreman

Quotes 

• George Foreman : [after discussing about calling off the fight with Luanne]  Hey, Maybe there's something you can do for me. How would feel about carrying my grill in your shop?

  Hank Hill : Oh, huh... sorry. We have a strict policy about that, no novelty grills.

  George Foreman : [Angry]  NOVELTY GRILL?

  Hank Hill : Yeah, you know, no offence, but your grill is kinda like an iron.

  George Foreman : YOU'RE CALLING MY GRILL AN IRON? I've been hit below the belt before, but nothing like this.

  Hank Hill : I think it's a great product for dieters and little girls who want to play barbeque, But you can't compare it to a propane powered grill.

  George Foreman : FIGHTS ON!

  Hank Hill : WHAT? no.

  George Foreman : I said fight on. What's the matter? SMELLING ALL THAT PROPANE CAUSED YOU BRAIN DAMAGE?

  [yelling in front of a crowd of people] 

  George Foreman : THAT'S WHAT IT DOES YOU KNOW!

  Hank Hill : [also talking to the crowd]  NO, THAT IS NOT ACCURATE. Those studies were done on sick monkeys. And at least my grill isn't sold in... housewares.

• George Foreman : I respect that you wanna protect your niece. You know, I didn't want my daughter to become a boxer. Neither did Muhammad. But Joe Frazier, on the other hand, he had his baby girl boxin' in the crib.

• George Foreman : If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think of a name besides George for all my sons.