- Peggy Hill: Hank, I have great news. I just got my dream job teaching Spanish full time at St. Ignatius Catholic school.
- Hank Hill: But you already have a dream job. Junior Grill Associate at Strickland Propane.
- student: Sister Peggy, I really like going to church. Does that mean I can give it up for Lent?
- Peggy Hill: Well, I'm pretty sure God wouldn't like it, but what can he do? You caught Him in a technicality. Good for you.
- Dale Gribble: Okay, my turn. Tongue-kiss a lizard or take a shower in Bill's bathroom.
- Hank Hill: Lizard.
- Boomhauer: Lizard, man.