The King of Queens (TV Series)
Screwed Driver (2002)
Bobby DiVito: Owen
Quotes
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Arthur Spooner : [Enters hardware store] Ah, just the man I wanted to see.
Owen : Hey, what's up?
Arthur Spooner : I have something to show you, vis-a-vis our conversation the other day.
Owen : What?
Arthur Spooner : Meet the future. The prototype of the "Arthur's" head screwdriver.
Owen : Oh-oh, yeah.
Arthur Spooner : I fashioned it from an old typewriter key. You see, the letter "A" on the screwdriver will fit into the corresponding "A" hole in the "Arthur's" screw.
Owen : Cool.
Arthur Spooner : So, uh, how many units would be an appropriate first order for an item of this magnitude?
Owen : I don't know.
Arthur Spooner : Ballpark.
Owen : 10,000.
Arthur Spooner : Really? My heart's beatin' like a rabbit. We'll be in touch.
Arthur Spooner : [Arthur walks out of the hardware store, raises his left arm and head upward] Ya-ha!