- Doug Heffernan: [Carrie is making Doug pancakes for breakfast before he goes to work]
- Doug Heffernan: You know what? I'll just eat 'em in the car.
- Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Wait a minute... how are you gonna eat pancakes, drink coffee and drive?
- Doug Heffernan: I've eaten wonton soup driving through San Francisco on a motorcycle. I think I can handle a couple of flapjacks.
- [pause]
- Doug Heffernan: Could you get the door?