- [Wonder Woman sees a mall for the first time]
- Wonder Woman: It's like some kind of temple.
- Superman: [sarcastically] Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
- The Flash: Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought. Iced Mochas for everyone. Sweet.
- J'onn J'onzz: I fail to see the attraction.
- The Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.
- [trying to think of something to say to her mother after her long absence]
- Wonder Woman: "You look more radiant than ever, Mother..." No. "Gone, mother? I didn't go anywhere. I was in my room... alone... for eight months..." Definitely not. "The world was in peril! Would you have me just stand by and do nothing...?" Hera give me strength.
- [Wonder Woman rescues little Cassie from a tree during a storm]
- Wonder Woman: I've got you, little sister.
- Cassie: [confused] You're not my sister.
- Wonder Woman: This is not your concern.
- Superman: When my friends start tearing up museums, it becomes my concern. I've already alerted the others. When they get here, they'll want an explanation.
- Wonder Woman: [Sees mannequins in a mall with fancy clothes on them] How could any female wear such ridiculous garments?
- Superman: [amused] You got me.
- Wonder Woman: How dare you defile this sacred ground!
- Felix Faust: Wait! Harm me, and the others will remain as they are; cold, hard stone.
- Wonder Woman: Who are you? Talk!
- Felix Faust: My name is Faust. Felix Faust. I am a humble student of the mystic arts.
- Wonder Woman: Why did you attack my sisters?
- Felix Faust: They left me no choice. I had to defend myself.
- Wonder Woman: By turning them to stone?
- Felix Faust: I came here in pursuit of ultimate knowledge. To gain this, I must find the fragments of an ancient sacred relic. The first piece was here on this island.
- Batman: Professor Erlich?
- Professor Erlich: Uh, no conferences without an appointment. See my secretary if...
- [seeing his silhouette in a flash of lightning]
- Professor Erlich: Ahh!
- Batman: [landing in front of him] Tell me about Faust.
- Felix Faust: I'll make you a deal. I'll restore your sisters if you help me get the other fragments.
- Wonder Woman: Why should I believe you?
- Felix Faust: [conjuring a small stone disc] A small demonstration.
- [pointing it at Hippolyta]
- Felix Faust: Gravis vitae.
- Wonder Woman: [she's freed from the stone] Mother!
- Queen Hippolyta: Diana? Athena heard my prayers and sent you.
- Wonder Woman: I'm so sorry, Mother.
- Felix Faust: Oh, what a touching reunion.
- Queen Hippolyta: The intruder. We must stop him. We must!
- Felix Faust: [pointing the disc at her again] Patropa kistes.
- Wonder Woman: [she's turned back to stone] You monster! Give me that!
- Felix Faust: [vanishing it] I need your answer. Will you help me?
- Wonder Woman: [grabbing the front of his robes, she looks back at her mother and lets go] What kind of man are you?
- Felix Faust: [conjuring an hourglass] A practical one. You have 24 hours to bring me the rest of the fragments. Otherwise... your unfortunate mother will remain like this forever.
- Wonder Woman: And where will I find these relics?
- Felix Faust: [giving her three crystals] These gems are attuned to the mystic vibrations of each fragment. They will lead the way.
- Lord Hades: Faust, why do you linger there?
- Felix Faust: A change in plans, my lord.
- Lord Hades: What?
- Felix Faust: The relics are protected by powerful forces. Why should I risk my neck when someone else can get them for me?
- Lord Hades: If you fail me, it's not your neck you'll need to worry about.
- Felix Faust: The prize will soon be ours with the help of the Amazon queen's own daughter.
- Wonder Woman: [fighting a hellish demon] I won't ask again! Where's Superman?
- [it points behind her; seeing her reflection in a mirror, she realizes the demon is Superman]
- Superman: I tried to tell you.
- Wonder Woman: [laying him down on the ground] Superman, I'm so sorry. What kind of horror have we unleashed?
- The Flash: [the Flash manages to distract a giant fire-breathing snake for a while, then runs to J'onn J'onzz] You okay?
- J'onn J'onzz: You get the relic, I'll handle the rest.
- [the Flash dashes off to get the relic as the snake lunges at J'onn, who hits it hard with a punch to the jaw, it collapses onto the ground out cold]
- The Flash: [Runs beside J'onn with the relic] Remind me to never get on *your* bad side.
- Wonder Woman: [finding a vase on display] Menalippe! Good for you. I always said your work was museum quality.
- Snapper Carr: As feared, Tropical Storm Gardner has been upgraded to Hurricane Gardner. Metropolis residents are warned to take immediate shelter. Roads are open to emergency vehicles only.
- Lord Hades: Where is she, Faust? Where is the Amazon princess?
- Felix Faust: Try to have patience, my lord.
- Lord Hades: Patience? I have been patient for over 3,000 years!
- Felix Faust: Forgive me. I simply meant that the relics will soon be here. I feel it in my bones. And then, Lord Hades, the world will be ours.
- Lord Hades: Indeed it will be. Indeed it will.
- Superman: [saving Diana from a falling street light] You're usually more careful than that.
- Wonder Woman: I'm sorry. I was just... I don't know.
- Superman: What's wrong?
- Wonder Woman: My mother used to say the planets revolved around me. She called me her little sun and stars. You know, I left Themyscira against her wishes.
- Superman: Maybe you should go back and set things right.
- Wonder Woman: But what would I say to her?
- Superman: Try the truth.
- Wonder Woman: If only it were that easy. But you're right; I can't put it off any longer.
- Superman: [she turns to leave] When will you be back?
- Wonder Woman: I don't know.
- J'onn J'onzz: Perhaps we should concentrate on finding the relic.
- The Flash: No problem.
- [taking the gem and rushing into the temple, then rushing back out]
- The Flash: See? That was easy.
- [as he opens the lid, the ground rumbles and a large snake emerges]
- The Flash: Or not.
- Wonder Woman: Of course I don't trust this Faust, but what else can I do?
- The Flash: I say we go back and kick that would-be sorcerer's butt.
- Wonder Woman: No. Men are forbidden from ever setting foot on Themyscira.
- The Flash: Somebody should have told him that.
- Wonder Woman: Besides, I gave my word that I would find the other relics.
- Wonder Woman: Batman, it's Diana. I need some background information on a man named Faust; Felix Faust. He's some kind of sorcerer.
- Batman: Care to tell me what's going on?
- Wonder Woman: [one of the gems Faust gave her activates] I'm sorry, I have to go.
- Batman: [she ends the call] Computer, track coordinates on Javelin 7.