Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (2005)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• [after swapping their costumes for cowboy clothes] 

  Wonder Woman : These shoes are killing me.

  Batman : You fight crime wearing high heels.

  Wonder Woman : High heels that fit!

• Jonah Hex : Fancy gun-belts you've got there. I'm thinking you folks are time-travelers.

  Bruce Wayne : Where would you get a crazy idea like that?

  Jonah Hex : Experience. I've had an interesting life.

• Green Lantern : Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?

  Batman : Nothing. She's a respected colleague.

  Green Lantern : [unconvinced]  Uh-huh.

  Batman : I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distraction. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?

  Wonder Woman : Don't let that stop you.

  [leans over him, flirtatiously] 

  Wonder Woman : Keep digging.

• Green Lantern : Diana's carrying a grudge.

  Batman : She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?

  Green Lantern : What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now... I'm very happy.

  Batman : [Unconvinced]  Uh-huh.

• [after taking the robbers' clothes, Lantern checks their pistols] 

  Green Lantern : Those empty holsters aren't gonna scare anybody. You sure you don't want one of these?

  Batman : Positive. Let's ride!

• Batman : [looking at a newspaper]  I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.

  Wonder Woman : So?

  Batman : Look at the date: June 1879.

  Green Lantern : I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.

• Batman : [faces off against a cowboy with only his utility belt]  Go ahead - give me an excuse.

• [Manning faces off with Smith and extends his six-barrelled gun] 

  Tobias Manning : Now go for your gun, chief, so I can ventilate you proper!

  [the rest of the League forms up behind Smith] 

  Batman : Six guns, six of us. Nobody miss.

• Batman : I'd get out of town if I were you.

  Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : I'd like to, but like my pappy always said, "A man who buries his head in the sand makes a pretty good target."

• Princess Diana : We have to help that man.

  Bruce Wayne : That's not what we're here for. Someone's tampering with history. The stakes are much bigger than the life of one card shark.

  Princess Diana : Then it's settled. We'll break him out after sundown.

• Green Lantern : [breaking Bat Lash out of jail]  I'm John. These are my friends Diana and, uh...

  Bruce Wayne : Bruce.

  Green Lantern : We're lawmen looking to bring a criminal to justice.

  Princess Diana : You may have seen him. He's got amazing machines. We think the man who put you in here works for him.

  David Clinton : Not quite, Wonder Woman.

  Princess Diana : How do you know who I am?

  Bruce Wayne : Because he's the man we're looking for.

  David Clinton : David Clinton, inventor of the chrono-suit, at your disposal.

  Green Lantern : You tried to steal Batman's utility belt.

  David Clinton : And you chased me, but time tunnels are somewhat counter-intuitive. Even though you were only seconds behind me, I arrived here nearly six months before you did.

  Bruce Wayne : Where's your time travel device?

  David Clinton : Now, that's a story. As soon as I got here, I was robbed.

  Princess Diana : By Tobias Manning.

  David Clinton : Yes, ma'am. He took my suit and used it to take over this town. He keeps taking trips to the future and coming back with stolen technology.