- Wonder Woman: [after being turned back into an adult] Circumstances aside, it was kind of... enjoyable to be a kid again.
- Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
- Young Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark.
- [to Batman, flirting]
- Young Wonder Woman: Unless I should go with you.
- Young Batman: Whatever.
- Young Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana.
- Young Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go?
- Young Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce and John can go with Clark.
- Young Batman: [Getting annoyed] What*ever*.
- [They take off]
- Young Superman: What's with them?
- Young Green Lantern: Man, for someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind.
- [he takes off]
- Young Superman: [still confused] What?
- [Etrigan, now a diaper-wearing infant, randomly attacks the League with his fire breath until Wonder Woman wisely picks him up and burps him]
- Young Wonder Woman: See? That's all he needed.
- Young Green Lantern: [sniffs the air] Oh, man. That ain't all he needs.
- Young Batman: Now *that* is a job for Superman.
- [League members have been reduced to children by Morgan LeFay. Wonder Woman, appearing more mature than her male counterparts, begins giving orders]
- Young Green Lantern: Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
- Young Batman: [Whines] Shut up!
- Young Wonder Woman: [to a crowd of unruly children] I promise you, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
- [as Diana ties up the villains with her Golden Lasso]
- John Stewart: Guess that's a wrap.
- [off their looks]
- John Stewart: Sorry. Been hanging out with The Flash too much.
- [the League have been turned into kids]
- Young Batman: This better be temporary.
- Young Superman: You sound weird. Whoa! So do I.
- Young Wonder Woman: I kind of like this.
- Young Batman: [sees Lantern squinting] What's wrong?
- Young Green Lantern: I wore glasses as a kid. Guess I need 'em again.
- [a pair of big, square glasses appear over his eyes]
- Young Green Lantern: Wow! I didn't even try to make these.
- Young Batman: [as Superman bursts out laughing] I hope not.
- Copperhead: [all adults are removed from the Earth and appear in Limbo] It was Judgement Day and we got sent to the bad place. The BAAAAAAAD place.
- [to baby Etrigan, running amok]
- Young Wonder Woman: Etrigan, you stop right now! I mean it, you naughty monster! Bad, bad Etrigan!
- [Etrigan stops, and starts crying]
- Mordred: [sees the League] The Justice Babies!
- [bursts out laughing]
- Young Batman: What are you laughing at, precious?
- Batman: What happened to Mordred?
- Morgaine le Fey: My spell gave him eternal youth, but now that he's broken it, all he has is eternal life.
- Green Lantern: We're probably just in another dimension.
- Copperhead: Oh, is that all?
- Batman: I don't see any children.
- Morgaine le Fey: That's because a child is responsible.
- Batman: Morgaine le Fey.
- Morgaine le Fey: I mean you no harm. My son, Mordred, has wrought this treachery. Banishing all adults to this shadow realm. Even me, his own mother. And after I spent millennia feeding him, bathing him, preparing him to be king. Where did I go wrong?
- Wonder Woman: You're a sorceress. Can't you just undo his spell?
- Morgaine le Fey: No. He's got the amulet of first magic. He's too powerful. But if we all work together...
- Batman: You want us to defeat your own son?
- Morgaine le Fey: So don't trust me. Let him rule the world and all your children. Here we will stay. Forever.
- Wonder Woman: But what can we do? We're stuck here, aren't we?
- Morgaine le Fey: Not exactly. The spell only banishes adults.
- Green Lantern: I don't like where this is going.
- Morgaine le Fey: It's the only way.
- Superman: We have to do it.