Justice League (TV Series)
Injustice for All (2002)
Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor
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Quotes
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Lex Luthor : [Grundy has him by the throat] Go ahead, do it! You'll be saving me from months of bedpans and feeding-tubes. And you'll also guarantee that none of you will see a penny from me.
Solomon Grundy : [drops him] You're crazy.
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Joker : But seriously, Lex, you need me.
Lex Luthor : Like I need a skin-rash.
Joker : Maybe, but I know something you don't know.
[he pats Luthor on the shoulder - then holds up a bat-shaped homing device]
Joker : I know how the Bat thinks.
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Star Sapphire : Common criminals. Is this what I've been reduced to?
Lex Luthor : Criminals, yes, but common, most certainly not.
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Lex Luthor : There's nothing wrong with my disposition that a little freedom wouldn't cure.
Ultra-Humanite : That's not what I hear.
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Lex Luthor : Cheetah, Sapphire, Grundy, glad you could make it. And of course you all know the Ultra-Humanite.
Ultra-Humanite : Charmed, I'm sure.
Copperhead : Cut the courtesies, Luthor. What do you want?
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Lex Luthor : The best at what you do. What was I thinking?
Cheetah : We did everything we could.
Lex Luthor : Did you? Did you fight like your lives depended on it? Did you fight to the last man?
The Shade : You get what you pay for, Luthor.
Lex Luthor : [restraining his anger] Are you saying you want more money? You want to be rewarded for failure? I ought to take the lot of you and...
Solomon Grundy : [grabbing him around the throat] And what?
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Lex Luthor : [holding a piece of kryptonite on Superman] So, this is how it ends. You know, I've carried this around for years waiting for just the right moment, but now that it's here, I almost feel a little... let down. Almost. Any last requests?
Superman : Luthor, I have to know. Those weapons you told to the terrorists, how...
Lex Luthor : How did I get them through customs? A gift here, a bribe there. When money talks, people listen. Like Stavros of the shipping company, or Schneider, the Interpol agent who looked the other way.
Superman : Sounds like you're going to have company in prison.
[gasping as he sees Superman on his feet, Lex runs over and holds the kryptonite closer, which has no effect]
Lex Luthor : It can't be! The kryptonite!
J'onn J'onzz : [shifting back to his normal appearance] Won't protect you any longer.
Lex Luthor : No!
Batman : You're usually more careful, Lex. You slipped up.
Green Lantern : [summoning the kryptonite with his power ring] And you're going down hard.
Batman : [into a handheld communicator] Mission accomplished.
J'onn J'onzz : So much for your image as the benevolent businessman. This is the end of an era.
Lex Luthor : [taking a device out of his pocket] The end of your era, maybe.
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Lex Luthor : Each of you is the best in the world at what you do, and I have need of your unique services.
Cheetah : My talents don't come cheaply.
Lex Luthor : You'll all be paid most handsomely, *if* you can do one simple job.
The Shade : What kind of job?
Lex Luthor : Destroy Superman and the Justice League.
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[Luthor interrupts Humanite's opera program]
Lex Luthor : Humanite! How can you stand that caterwauling?
Ultra-Humanite : Music is one of the meager pleasures I'm allowed in here, along with a few other necessities. You should try the Culture Channel. It might improve your disposition.
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Lex Luthor : I need your help, and I can make it worth your while.
Ultra-Humanite : What do I need with money?
Lex Luthor : Everyone needs money. The question is, how much?
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Ultra-Humanite : I'd hate to see anything happen to you, Lex.
Lex Luthor : I'm sure.
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Doctor : [gives Luthor a chart] My tests indicate you have a rare form of blood poisoning.
Lex Luthor : Impossible!
Superman : Remember that chunk of Kryptonite you carried around for years?
Lex Luthor : What about it? Kryptonite only affects you.
Doctor : Actually, we're finding it can affect humans, too. But only if they're exposed over a long period.
[Luthor's eyes widen in horror]
Lex Luthor : [to Superman] This is *your* fault! All of it!
[throws chart at Superman]
Lex Luthor : [to Patell] What's the treatment? Radiation? Chemo?
Doctor : Unfortunately, there is no cure.
Lex Luthor : Then find one! Price is no object!
Doctor : I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. It's terminal.
[Luthor grimaces in despair]
Lex Luthor : [to Superman] Happy, Superman?
Superman : Lex, if there's anything I can do...
Lex Luthor : You've done more than enough!
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Lex Luthor : Get out of here.
Joker : Oh, Lexy, I'm hurt. How could you have this little party without inviting me?
Lex Luthor : It's not a party. Grundy, get rid of him.
[Joker blows an air horn in Grundy's face, which releases knockout gas]
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Superman : Lex, this is Dr. Patel. He's got something to tell you.
Lex Luthor : No, I've got something to tell *you*. Whatever I said to the Martian won't stand up in court. I'll get the best lawyers, the best witnesses, the best...
Superman : Lex! None of that matters anymore. Listen.
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Lex Luthor : Can't a body die in peace around here?
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Lex Luthor : [watching the fight] I'm going to enjoy this.