Justice League (TV Series)

Hearts and Minds (2003)

Michael Rosenbaum: The Flash, Wally West, Arkkis Chummuck, Soldier

Quotes 

• The Flash : Lucky for the Big K we've got Martian care on our League HMO.

  J'onn J'onzz : Bolovax's physiology is very similar to my own.

  Hawkgirl : And how much of this is guesswork?

  J'onn J'onzz : ...I would rather not say.

• The Flash : Hey, you two wanna keep it down? You sound like an old married couple.

• The Flash : [searching John Stewart's refrigerator]  Aha, I knew it! Johhny does have a kink in his armor.

  [takes a tub of ice cream out of the freezer] 

  The Flash : Bob and Terry's.

  Kilowog : [takes the ice cream tub and eats it whole]  Delicious!

  The Flash : Right. Stick with me, big guy, I'll open up a whole new world for you.

  [runs over to the TV] 

  The Flash : Hey, check this out: People's exhibit B, "Old Yeller".

  Kilowog : [takes the tape and eats it whole]  Delicious!

• The Flash : Hey, big guy.

  Kilowog : Hey, little poozer.

  J'onn J'onzz : He'll be fine now.

  The Flash : Great. Can we keep 'im?

• The Flash : He was teacher's pet? Go, GL.

• Landlady : What are you doing in my building? And why are you wearing Mr. Stewart's clothes?

  The Flash : Uh, ma'am, we can explain.

  [she starts hitting him with her broom] 

  The Flash : Ow! Ouch! Lady, please!

  [Kilowog uses the distraction to look for John's lantern] 

  Landlady : Mr. Stewart has told me about monsters like you. Well, I'm not a-going to let you suck out my brain.

  The Flash : Ow! Lady, we're his friends. The good guys!

  Kilowog : Found it.

  The Flash : Knock it off, lady! I'm gonna... ow!

• Soldier : What did I tell you? Contraband. You know Despero's law forbids you to read.

  Kalanorian : I beg Despero's forgiveness. I praise his name. Despero is the beginning. Despero is the end.

  Soldier : Wrong. We are the end.

• Galius Zed : Your contact in the resistance obviously missed a detail or two.

  Katma Tui : Quit griping and just do our job.

  Galius Zed : This is pointless. We need more altitude.

  Arkkis Chummuck : I'm with you.

  Katma Tui : Stop!

  Galius Zed : You're not dealing with raw recruits here, Katma.

  [flying into the air and coming face to face with an enemy ship] 

  Galius Zed : Oh, no.

  Katma Tui : [watching them get vaporized]  No!

• J'onn J'onzz : We can't raise John on the comlink.

  Kilowog : That's no surprise. Kalanor's at the fringe of the galaxy. What a cruddy place for Katma to get stuck.

  The Flash : If she's even still alive.

  Kilowog : The last time I saw her, she was, but I just don't know.

  Hawkgirl : Well, we can't let John face this Despero alone.

  J'onn J'onzz : Can you take us to Kalanor?

  Kilowog : I'm okay now, but my ring's completely drained. I need my lantern battery.

  The Flash : Doesn't John have one?

  [getting a hard slap on the back] 

  The Flash : Ah!

  Kilowog : You're right, you little poozer. Of course he does. Do you know where he keeps it?

  The Flash : Uh... I thought you might know.

• Kilowog : John, they got her. They got Kat.

  Green Lantern : [he passes out]  Who got her? Kilowog!

  [gently putting his head on the ground] 

  Green Lantern : Take care of him.

  The Flash : [watching him fly away]  What just happened?

• The Flash : [John Stewart's landlady attacks him and Kiliwog with a broom]  Nice meetin' ya, ma'am, if we never need a replacement for Hawkgirl...

• Galius Zed : [in the middle of a battle]  It was a setup! And we walked right into it!

  Katma Tui : Shut up, Galius!

  Arkkis Chummuck : This was supposed to be a simple extraction.

  Katma Tui : Fall back and regroup.