Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Write Stuff (2002)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Our next issue is one article short. I need new ideas.
Dennis Finch : How about a feature on America's most voluptuous prisoners? Felons with melons.
Jack Gallo : Dennis, for the eightieth time, stop pitching that.
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Nina Van Horn : I should be in that retrospective. I mean, when you think of famous models in the seventies, you think of Nina Van Horn.
Dennis Finch : No, when they think of models in their seventies, they think of Nina Van Horn.
Nina Van Horn : Finch, I promise you, when they drop, your voice will change.
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Jack Gallo : It's just that when you model, you can be... how can I put it delicately?
Dennis Finch : A pain in the ass?
Jack Gallo : Dennis, please!
Dennis Finch : A huge pain in the ass?
Jack Gallo : That's it.
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Maya Gallo : What are you most passionate about?
Dennis Finch : You know... cats, Britney Spears, porcelain figurines... just typical guy stuff.
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Dennis Finch : Write me a new poem.
Maya Gallo : No.
Dennis Finch : I'll be humiliated.
Maya Gallo : No.
Dennis Finch : I have one month to live.
Maya Gallo : No.
Dennis Finch : I'm one-sixteenth Cherokee, and you owe it to my people.
Maya Gallo : No!
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Jack Gallo : Dennis, who's the fourth Monkee?
Dennis Finch : Peter Tork.
Jack Gallo : Thanks. That kept me up all night.
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Jack Gallo : You know, Dennis, you're a lot smarter than I give you credit for.
Dennis Finch : Thanks. I have an idea for the December issue. Santa's bustiest helpers. Elves with shelves.
Jack Gallo : I'll think about it.