Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Withholder (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Elliot : Trust me. Revenge is a dish best served with fresh maple syrup.
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Elliot : I'd love to do to her what she did to him. I'd wine her and dine her, and just when I have her on the palm of my hand, I'd say, "You screwed over my friend, and that's not cool with me!"
Maya : Easier said than done.
Elliot : Oh, please. I date supermodels. She's just a civilian.
Maya : You know, you make it hard to root for you.
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Elliot : I'm telling you, she's amazing! It felt like I was with three women, and I've been with three women.
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Elliot : I assumed you closed the deal.
Dennis : Please, a gentleman doesn't tell.
Maya : So what's stopping you?
Dennis : Let's just say I did my fair share of body surfing. Yeah!
[high-fives Elliot]
Maya : What does that mean?
Dennis : Let's just say all of Dennis' fun wasn't under the sun. Yeah!
[high-fives Elliot]
Maya : What are you saying?
Dennis : Let's just say the tide was not the only thing going in and out. Yeah!
[high-fives Elliot; Elliot refuses]
Elliot : You didn't get any, did you?
Dennis : No.