Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Withholder (1998)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Nina : What brought this on?

  Jack : It's about dignity. It's about self respect. It's about the battle between good and evil.

  Nina : Ah, you made another silly bet with Donald Trump, didn't you?

  Jack : There's nothing silly about it. Whoever loses the most weight by Friday wins, and the other one has to play golf with a flounder down his pants.

  Nina : How did you arrive at that?

  Jack : I said salmon, he said monkfish. The lawyers took it from there.

• Jack : I gained nine pounds? What the hell have you done to me?

  Nina : Me? Obviously you cheated.

  Jack : That's impossible! I've been starving myself all week on that stupid diet of yours.

  Nina : And you're following it exactly?

  Jack : To the letter!

  Nina : Well, what did you have for dinner last night? The pasta or the chicken or the tuna?

  Jack : Or?

• Jack : Nina, my office, now.

  Nina : You don't understand, Jack. You have the only couch that folds out.

  Jack : What about my couch?

  Nina : All joking aside, what can I do for you?

• Jack : I need to lose a few pounds fast.

  Nina : Then I have a sure-fire way of losing weight.

  Dennis : Let me guess. Sweating under the oldies?

  Nina : Shouldn't you be at the North Pole making toys?

• Nina : Every time you make a bet with Trump, you end up losing.

  Jack : This time it's gonna be different.

  Nina : Last time you said that, you ended up at a tattoo parlor with your pants down.

  Jack : Egomaniac has to have his name on everything.