"Just Shoot Me!" Paradise by the Dashboard Light (TV Episode 2000) - Laura San Giacomo as Maya Gallo

Maya Gallo : Hey, What's with the outfit?

Kaylene : We're doing a Lover's Lane shoot.

Jack Gallo : Based on your idea, Maya. Women in the Fifties.

Maya Gallo : No, my idea was for a story on women in their fifties.

Jack Gallo : Well, that's just distasteful.
Jack Gallo : A notion just popped into my head. Pop, apropos of nothing. What do you say when I say "dating service"?

Maya Gallo : That is a great idea.

Jack Gallo : Oh, thank God.

Maya Gallo : It can be a series of articles on how they're a good solution for the business professional, how it doesn't have the same stigma that it used to have...

Nina Van Horn : No, no, no, dear. We mean a dating service for you.

Maya Gallo : Me? Those things are for losers!
Maya Gallo : Elliot, what was the name of that restaurant in France that you loved so much?

Elliot DiMauro : Le... Something.
Maya Gallo : How would you like it if people were staring at you all day?

Nina Van Horn : Like it? Why do you think I dress this way? Do you realize my bottom is completely numb?
Maya Gallo : I promise I will get you something amazing.

Dennis Finch : Yes, you will. You will go to a dark shop at Rue de St. Jacques at Marseilles. You will give this note to a man named Bobo. He will give you a package. You will not open it, you will not get it wet.

Maya Gallo : Couldn't I just get you some cheese?

Dennis Finch : Oh, it is cheese. It's amazing.

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo