Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Wealth of Nations (2004)
Rick Overton: Bad Stand-Up Comedian God
Quotes
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Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : It's a comedy club. Shouldn't you be smiling, Joan?
Joan Girardi : [sarcastic] Yeah, my life is a Will Ferrell movie.
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : Well, it's always darkest before the dawn. And if you're planning to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Joan Girardi : Finally, something you're not good at.
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : Hey, your brother liked me.
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Joan Girardi : I was using what I learned. Isn't that what you wanted me to do?
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : [handing her a dollar bill] Here. What does this say?
Joan Girardi : In you we trust.
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : You stopped trusting. You wanted more and more...
Joan Girardi : So money is the root of all evil.
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : Acutally, the real quote is "Love of money is the root of all evil."
Joan Girardi : Why didn't you just make everybody rich?
Bad Stand-Up Comedian God : How you see the world, how you deal with it, that determines your real wealth.