Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : Good morning.

  Helen Girardi : The coffee's made.

  Will Girardi : I wondered what happened to you.

  Helen Girardi : I couldn't sleep. Been up all night.

  Will Girardi : You should've woke me up. I would have massaged you to a blissful stupor.

• Will Girardi : What's her story?

  Pharmacist : These girls, kids from Russia or someplace. They come in here every day trying to scam me.

  Will Girardi : Phony scrips?

  Pharmacist : The prescriptions are legit, but they're trying to get more than the doctor prescribed. Misoprostol, it's an ulcer med.

  Will Girardi : You can get high on ulcer medication? No wonder my grandfather was always smiling.

  Pharmacist : It can induce miscarriage. It's an off-label use. Without a doctor's supervision, it's pretty risky.

  Will Girardi : Do-it-yourself abortion. And it's more than just her?