Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Trial and Error (2005)

Armin Shimerman: Ronald Harbison

Quotes 

• Ronald Harbison : You're Polk. Ms. Hoder sent you because you're failing history.

  Grace Polk : Not failing. Refusing to answer questions about our so-called justice system, which everyone knows is a corrupt capitalist farce.

  Ronald Harbison : Excellent. You'll be the defense attorney.

• Joan : We're trying Jack from "Jack and the Beanstalk"?

  Ronald Harbison : For the murder of the giant.

  Joan : I don't understand. I mean, Jack obviously did it. Any five year old knows that.

  Grace Polk : It was self-defense, dude. The giant was trying to eat him.

  Joan : Jack broke in and stole stuff. That's breaking and entering, and murder one.

  Ronald Harbison : Am I hearing the sound of a prosecutor?

  Joan : Oh, no. I... sorry. I can't help myself. My dad's a cop.