Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

The Fire and the Wood (2003)

Roark Critchlow: Newscaster God

Quotes 

• Newscaster God : Wait, Joan, don't touch that dial. Please don't freak out. It's me, the King of Kings, the Almighty.

  Joan : God is doing the news?

  Newscaster God : I know, you thought you were done after the last time we spoke. You hoped it was an isolated instance of mental breakdown, and that your life would just return to normal.

  Joan : Yeah, well, I'm talking to the television, so normal works for me.

  Newscaster God : I'll keep this short...

  Joan : [Will enters and turns the TV off]  Oh, my god! What'd you do?

  Will Girardi : [ironically sarcastic]  Yeah, it's a crime against God to turn off the television.