Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

The Boat (2003)

Phill Lewis: Naval Officer God

Quotes 

• Joan : God joined the Army?

  Naval Officer God : Navy. It's thematic. I want you to build a boat.

  Joan : What's with all the make-work projects? I mean, apply for a job, do better in school, play chess. All these annoying, bogus assignments instead of doing something really big, like, you know, saving the world.

  Naval Officer God : Last time I asked someone to build a boat, it turned out to be something really big, like, you know, saving the world.