Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Spring Cleaning (2005)
Amber Tamblyn: Joan Girardi
Quotes
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Joan Girardi : All those churches, and God still has to go door to door.
Salesman God : When I say clean, I'm not talking tidy.
Joan Girardi : Can we just get to it?
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Salesman God : I know you're hurting. You need to do something about that.
Joan Girardi : [unenthused] And I'm sure you have a really great suggestion.
Salesman God : You need to clean.
Joan Girardi : Clean what?
Salesman God : What needs cleaning.
Joan Girardi : Well, I already dumped my cheating boyfriend. That's not clean enough for you?
Salesman God : Cleaning is a process of discovery. It changes your perception, and it makes things smell good.
Joan Girardi : I wouldn't even know where to start.
Salesman God : Start anywhere. Just clean. It's theraputic.
Joan Girardi : Can't I just go to therapy?
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Helen Girardi : What are you doing?
Joan Girardi : Just a little spring cleaning.
Helen Girardi : No, really.
Joan Girardi : Mom, you say that like I never clean.
Helen Girardi : Should I be worried?