Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Queen of the Zombies (2005)

Sonya Eddy: Female Custodian God

Quotes 

• Female Custodian God : Pretty nifty set, huh, Joan?

  Joan Girardi : Ha! Not even God can bring back the word "nifty".

  Female Custodian God : Don't tempt me.

• Joan Girardi : So this is about Adam building sets so we can be together in college, right? I mean, I know it's never that direct, but it's sort of about that, right?

  Female Custodian God : Right. It's never that direct. One action always has a chorus of consequences.

  Joan Girardi : Okay. So, it's about more than me and Adam.

  Female Custodian God : Hard to believe, I know. Don't you just love the theater? People finding joy in creating whole new worlds? I couldn't keep that one to myself.

  Joan Girardi : Can we just swing back to me for a minute here? Thanks. This "chorus of consequences". Can I have a few details? Because I'm trying to stay on track.

  Female Custodian God : You're on track. Just stay open. You'll know your moment when it comes.