Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Pilot (2003)

Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi

Quotes 

• Helen Girardi : When your sister gets home, I want you to talk to her.

  Kevin Girardi : About what?

  Helen Girardi : She's going through something.

  Kevin Girardi : You think she's cracking up?

  Helen Girardi : No, I think she's going through something and she needs a big brother. That hasn't changed.

• Kevin Girardi : Mom wants me to talk to you.

  Joan : To make sure I'm not crazy?

  Kevin Girardi : Yup. So, are you crazy?

  Joan : No.

  Kevin Girardi : Okay. I'm glad we had this talk.

• Kevin Girardi : Mom likes normal. Dad really likes normal. Before my accident, Luke was all they could handle in the "freak for a kid" department. Now they've got me. You're their only hope for normal.

  Joan : That is just wrong.

  Kevin Girardi : Well, it sounded though, didn't it?

  [laughing, she kicks him in the leg] 

  Joan : [noticing his expression]  Oh, my god. I'm sorry. What did I do? Did you feel that?

  Kevin Girardi : Yeah.

  [grinning] 

  Kevin Girardi : No. No, I can't feel it. No way.

  Joan : You jerk!

  [as they laugh, she throws her glass of water in his face] 

  Kevin Girardi : I felt that.