Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Only Connect (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

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• Joan : Here. I made this for you.

  Will Girardi : Oh! Wow. I, uh, thought we were done with the lamps.

  Joan : No, this is... this is my thing.

  Will Girardi : Okay, but-but we have a lot of lamps.

  Kevin Girardi : Take the lamp, dad, unless you want her to go nuts again. See, you can get a lot of mileage out of the crazy thing. I'd work it.

• Will Girardi : Where's your mother?

  Kevin Girardi : She left early.

  Will Girardi : And Luke?

  Kevin Girardi : Him, too.

  Will Girardi : They say where they were going?

  Kevin Girardi : Uh, mom had an errand, and Luke had a thing.

  Joan : They are so obviously CIA.

• Will Girardi : [after an angry outburst at the precinct]  I'm sorry.

  Helen Girardi : That's not gonna cut it.

  Will Girardi : I'm really sorry. Is this gonna take jewelry?

  Helen Girardi : I'll tell you something, Will. You said you've always been this way, but I did not recognize the man I saw today. I had no earthly idea who he was, or what he was gonna do next.

  Will Girardi : The Bakers are suing us.

  Helen Girardi : What?

  Will Girardi : Andy Baker is suffering emotional damages, it seems. Finding it hard to work. Half a million dollars is gonna take care of that, though. I never wanted you to hear it. I wanted to make it go away, so that you never had to know that the boy who crippled our son...

  Helen Girardi : Oh, Will...

  Will Girardi : ...and who we never punished for crippling our son, is now coming after us like a common predator.