Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

No Bad Guy (2004)

Becky Wahlstrom: Grace Polk

Quotes 

• Grace : Can I just say I sort of pictured you as the "matching bra and panties" type.

  Joan : You picture me in my panties?

  Grace : Not 'till I saw the photo. And my advice: stay in school.

  Joan : How'd you see it?

  Grace : Spam e-mail.

• Joan : I made a huge mistake when I didn't hurl that cell phone into a shower stall.

  Grace : You have to nip this in the bud. People who use smiley faces in their e-mail do not deserve that much power.

  Adam : Are you talking about the panty shot?

  [Joan moans in embarrassment and bangs her head against her locker] 

  Adam : I deleted it, like, immediately.

  Joan : This is a nightmare.

  [seeing students' looks as they pass] 

  Joan : An actual nightmare I've had in my sleep.

• Grace : Rove is against physical violence, but I overrode him.

  Adam : Yeah, I guess it's like the UN. Your vote counts for more.

• Joan : Wait, what is this about?

  Grace : Retribution, the oldest profession.

  Joan : I thought that was farming.