Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

No Bad Guy (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan : [at Helen's art gallery showing]  You let her have red wine?

  Will Girardi : Well, I tried to steer her to the white, but I got distracted by all the, uh, arty people.

  Joan : Well, fix it!

• Helen Girardi : Do you want me to heat up some dinner for you?

  Will Girardi : No, thanks. I ate something chicken-related at the station.

• Helen Girardi : Any more casualties?

  Will Girardi : Six isn't enough? Oh, I hate the ones where there's no bad guy.

• Will Girardi : [after Helen reads a critical review of her gallery showing]  Hey, you want me to shoot him? 'Cause I got my gun back.

  Helen Girardi : [crying]  Just give me your gun and I'll shoot him myself.