Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Night without Stars (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : [to a loud fan at Kevin's basketball game]  Hey, you know, I-I might need this ear later.

• Helen Girardi : [after Luke lashes out at Kevin]  So, Luke.

  Will Girardi : Yep.

  Helen Girardi : He overslept again.

  Will Girardi : Maybe our genius is morphing into a teenager.

  Helen Girardi : Not another one.

  Will Girardi : I wanted to stop at two.

• Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Gabe Fellowes, in an unabashed attempt to jump on the right side of the allied forces, is fast-tracking the crack house.

  Sergeant Toni Williams : The one Will shut down?

  Will Girardi : And he refused to prosecute.

  Sergeant Toni Williams : And the DEA cried like a bunch of girls.

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Guys, I like the victory party, too.

  Will Girardi : We don't get a moment?

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Point is, the big fish are on the docket next week.

  Will Girardi : I guess I slept through the grand jury.

• Will Girardi : [after pulling his gun on a little girl]  You might not believe me, but I never would have pulled that trigger, Roy.

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Will, we've been through this.

  Will Girardi : I know. It's just important to me that you know that.

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : It doesn't change anything.

  Will Girardi : I'm not done yet. The other night... I said things to my wife. I was... it wasn't me. And I think maybe... I think you made the right call. I think I'd like to talk to someone about what's been going on.