Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Independence Day (2005)

Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : Are you still up for talking to those kids on Sunday?

  Kevin Girardi : Sure.

  Will Girardi : Class starts at 4:00 at the courthouse.

  Joan Girardi : Dad, don't you think that one teacher in the family is embarrassing enough?

  Will Girardi : It's a driver's ed class, sponsored by the court. Teenagers with DUI convictions.

  Kevin Girardi : Who better than me to scare the crap out of them?

• Helen Girardi : You're too young to go off on your own.

  Joan Girardi : Mom, I'm seventeen years old.

  Helen Girardi : Exactly.

  Joan Girardi : I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

  Helen Girardi : Not this one.

  Joan Girardi : So you don't trust me, that's what you're saying.

  Helen Girardi : No, it's not an issue of trust.

  Joan Girardi : Mom, I'm driving to a concert, going to sleep, and then driving home. What is the big deal?

  Helen Girardi : Well, we'll discuss it when you calm down.

  Joan Girardi : I am calm!

  Luke Girardi : [quietly to Kevin]  Are they gonna break plates?

  Kevin Girardi : It's a chick fight, dude. Just back away.

  Helen Girardi : [simultaneously with Joan]  Quiet.

  Joan Girardi : Shut up!