Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Back to the Garden (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : Ease up, man. Our medical plan doesn't cover stomach stapling.

  Det. Carlisle : I'm peckish. Happens whenever a grieving family member accuses me of murder.

• Will Girardi : The shooters we caught last week...

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : The ones that hit the eight year old kid?

  Det. Carlisle : Yeah. The only witness against them dies in a fire. Convenient.

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : They're drug dealers. Their friends wanted to send a message. Roasting some woman isn't exactly a moral quandry for them.

  Will Girardi : [handing him a folder]  Which is why you should see this. For Mary Wallace's house. Arson says the fire started in the basement. Probably a box close to the heater. Now, you came from the arson squad. You buy it?

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Well, there seems to be a lot of accelerant here. Runs from the back window.

  Det. Carlisle : Meaning?

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : A pro. Gangbanger's not gonna waste time hiding his tracks like this.

  Will Girardi : The two shooters told us to look to our own. We got the same song at the funeral.

  Undersheriff Roy Roebuck : Oh, yeah? And I thought we finally cleaned this place up.

  Will Girardi : Funny, Roy. Isn't this where we met? Outside looking in.