Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Tohru Who? (2003)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Tohru would never leave without writing note.

  Jade : And he would never leave a cookie uneaten.

• Jade : Uncle. I'm parched! Can't we just drink it?

  Jackie : We are out of water.

  Uncle : Do you want to find Tohru? Yes. Then we must not drink locator spell!

  [the locator spell starts to glow] 

  Jade : Uh, how about now?

• Uncle : It would seem my apprentice seeks inner peace... So I will give him piece... OF UNCLE for making us worry ourselves sick!

• Valmont : Perhaps Tohru had enough of sweeping floors and decided to take a better offer... mine!

  Uncle : Sweeping floors may be dirty work, but it is honest.

  Jade : Tohru is *family*. He'd *never* join you again!

• Uncle : [as Jackie is running over a lake]  Jackie, water is very hot.

  Jackie : I'm not soup yet!