Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Tiger and the Pussycat (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow, Jackie Dark, Jackie Light

Quotes 

• Valmont : Game over, Chan. Way over!

  [Shendu changes from a statue to his true form] 

  Shendu : I live!

• Valmont : Perhaps there is another way. Bring me the talismans from Section 13 and I will make you a rich man.

  Jackie Dark : Works for me.

• [after the Dark Hand arrives to get the tiger talisman] 

  Jade : What are we gonna do?

  Jackie Dark : Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.

  Jackie Light : RUN!

  Jade : Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than

  [Jackie Light grabs Jade] 

  Jade : Whoa!

  Jackie Light : This is no place for children!

• Uncle : Within each of us lies conflicting forces: yin and yang, light and dark, good and evil.

  Jade : Like Jackie has a dark side.

  Jackie : I do. Her name is Jade.

• Jackie Dark , Jackie Light : [after getting split they see each other]  Whoa! Whew. A mirror.

  [Each notices they have half a talisman] 

  Jackie Dark , Jackie Light : Where's the other half?

• Jackie Light : I am the dark side! I murdered a bug.

  Jade : [to Jackie Dark]  You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil. Evil!

  Uncle : Not evil. Just lacking sound judgement, without his good side to guide him.

• Finn : [Looking at Jackie Dark in the review mirror]  He'll never catch us!

  Chow : Weren't we supposed to catch him?

  Finn : Shut up!

• Valmont : 11 and a half.

  [Turns to Tohru] 

  Tohru : What?

  Valmont , Shendu : Where is the other half?