Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Masks of the Shadowkhan (2003)

Miguel Ferrer: Tarakudo, Shadowkhan King

Quotes 

• Dalong Wong : Rise, my army of darkness.

  Tarakudo : Your army?

  [Everyone gasps] 

  Tarakudo : I am the one and only King of the Shadowkhan.

• Dalong Wong : Tarakudo? Awakened?

  Tarakudo : And ready to reclaim my Ninja Magic. A task for which I will require "assistance."

  Ratso : [the Darkhand starts to back away]  Uh...

  Fin : We have to go check on dessert now.

• Tarakudo : [seeing Jade]  Ah the former Queen of the Shadowkhan. Returning to the forces of darkness?

  Jackie : [Grabbing Jade and running away]  Thank you no, not today!

  Jade : Er, what Jackie said.

  Tarakudo : In time, you're young.

• Tarakudo : Again? Who *are* these people?

  Ratso : Well, Jackie Chan's some kind of do-gooder.

  [Indicating Tohru] 

  Ratso : And the big guy over there used to be one of us, but now he's on their side. And the old guy pointing the blowfish -

  [Ratso gets blasted and groans in pain] 

  Uncle : Who else wants a piece of Uncle?

• Tarakudo : You have no idea who you are dealing with!

  Uncle : Enlighten me.

  Tarakudo : Bow before Tarakudo, King of all Shadowkhan, Lord of all Oni!

  Uncle : [gasps]  You are Japanese!

  Tarakudo : [knocks Uncle down]  Consider yourself enlightened.