Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Jade Monkey (2000)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Chow

Quotes 

• Jade : Next time you go on a mission, I'm bringing back proof!

  Jackie : What next time? You're not supposed to go on assignments with me, Jade.

  Ms. Hartman : And don't forget children - next week it's your turn to report on your parent's jobs after you accompany them to work.

• Jackie : We'll start here. Remember Jade, archeology requires patience.

  Jade : Ooo.

  [Jade quickly finds the Monkey Talisman and holds it up] 

  Jade : Oh Jackie.

  Jackie : You gotta be kidding me.

• Jade : This must be the change-stuff-into-other-stuff talisman.

  Jackie : I noticed.

• Uncle : [Jackie's unconscious. Uncle speaks in his dream]  Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. You are shipwrecked.

  Jackie : Yes, Uncle. Shipwrecked.

  Uncle : One more thing, Jade has the Monkey Talisman.

  Jackie : Jade's a good girl.

  Uncle : One more thing, bad men are chasing her. She needs your help... Now!

  [Uncle slaps Jackie in his dream. Jackie finally wakes up] 

• Jackie : This is the last time I follow directions from a monkey!

• Jackie : Jade turned Ratso into a rat and herself into a monkey? I'm a monkey's uncle?

  [Jackie runs off] 

  Jackie : Jade!

• Tohru : Perhaps an animal we can eat.

  Chow : Mmm. Chicken a la Chan.

  Jackie : No! That would make you cannibals!

• Jade : Elephant!

  [Tohru turns into an elephant. The elephant charges Jackie. Jackie screams] 

  Jackie : Jade! Bad move! Bad move! Bad move!

  Jade : Got it covered. Once a rat.

  [Changes Ratso into a rat] 

• Jade : [a monkey sniffs Jade, then jumps on her back]  Hi, mom.

  Jackie : Mom?

  Jade : Welcome to the family.