Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Stealing Thunder (2005)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : [Entering a comic book convention]  We must hurry, split up and look for teenager in a costume.

  Jackie : [looking around]  That is everyone.

  Uncle : Do not argue with Uncle.

• Capt. Black : Fortunately, Section 13 has a new submersible vehicle. Specificially designed for...

  [Starts sniffing] 

  Capt. Black : What's that odor?

  Jackie : [Sniffing]  Uncle.

  Tohru : I pleaded with Sensei to stay in bed. But he would not listen.

  Uncle : Uncle is needed. Demon chi is very powerful.

  Capt. Black : Oh! So is that garlic!

• Jade : I know. I know. Too dangerous. But you need me Uncle Jackie.

  [Jackie glares at Jade] 

  Jade : Ok, fine. I'll leave.

  Jackie : Very funny. We are 20,000 leagues under the sea and...

  [Jack sniffs the air] 

  Jackie : Why do you smell like garlic?

  Jade : Not me.

  [Sniffs the air] 

  Jade : It's coming from

  [Jade opens a locker] 

  Uncle : Hi Jackie.

  [Jade and Jackie gasp] 

  Jackie : Uncle!

  Jade : Great minds think alike.

• Uncle : So use Chi-o-matic.

  Jackie : Underwater?

  Uncle : [Holds up the Chi-o-matic in a bag]  Bag seals in freshness.

• Jade : Come on! We gotta find Jackie!

  Uncle : Uncle will stay here. Finish styling Chi-o-matic.

• Drago : Crunchy metal inside. Gooey chi filling inside.

  Uncle : You want a piece of Uncle?

  Drago : Gonna be several pieces of Uncle when I'm through.

• Uncle : Quiet. Chi-o-matic senses presence of dual demon chi. Drago must be near.

  Jade : So let's throw him a little suprise party. Chan style!

  Jackie : Jade, I told you to stay by the car!

  Jade : [Leaning on a stack of junked cars]  Hello. You didn't say which car.

• Strikemaster Ice : You're way out of your league, gramps.

  Uncle : Smarty pants teenager want a piece of gramps?