Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Showdown in the Old West (2001)

Clancy Brown: Old West Ratso, Old West Captain Black

Quotes 

• Old West Ratso : We can't have no lawman sticking his nose in our business, Mayor.

  Mayor Valmont : And you shan't. I took care of the last sheriff, didn't I?

  Old West Finn : Yeah, well it's the next one we gotta worry about. Can't risk nobody putting the kibosh on our big plans.

  Mayor Valmont : Hmmm. I see your point. So why not pick a patsy for the job? Somebody who'll offer no resistence: a bumbler, a fool. Someone like

  [Valmont looks outside and sees the Hong Kong Kid] 

• Shendu : I grown impatient, Valmont. I trust your men were able to pull off a simple robbery.

  Mayor Valmont : Rest assured, Shendu. My boys will be rendezvousing with us momentarily.

  [the men arrive] 

  Mayor Valmont : You see?

  Old West Ratso : Uh, ran into a little trouble.

  Old West Finn : That sheriff you hired.

• Old West Ratso : Uh, count me out. That guy ain't human.

  Shendu : And that is why you will use magic to defeat him.

  [Magically charges a hat and rope] 

  Old West Finn : So how do we work 'em?

  Old West Finn : You don't. The magic works by itself.