Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Shanghai Moon (2001)

Glenn Shadix: Tso Lan

Quotes 

• Tso Lan : Skip the pleasantries Shendu. I am only interested in seizing control of the Moon's gravitiy, so that I may pull the ball from its orbit.

• Shendu the Fire Demon : You have joined us in time to see the nemesis of all demon sorcerers destroyed.

  Tso Lan : [Tso Lan looks at a monkey]  That is Jackie Chan?

  Shendu the Fire Demon : No. That is.

  [Indicating the air lock] 

• Jackie : Where on Earth do I find a Moon Demon on the moon?

  Tso Lan : Behind you!

  Jackie : Uh, hello.

  Tso Lan : You dare interrupt me in my moment of triumph?

  Jackie : It's what I do.

• Tso Lan : An incantation. The lotus pod. In order for it to hex me, you must remove your helmet. Which you cannot do.

  Jackie : Then let me air this out.

  [Holds his breath and removes his air hose]