Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Chi of the Vampire (2002)

Stacie Chan: Jade

Quotes 

• Tohru : [speaking like Jade]  I'll be stuck in Jade mode, forever? Eeww.

  Jade : [speaking like Uncle]  You would rather have Uncle's chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion!

• Uncle : Not so fast. I must first appraise the items. I do not want my store full of junk.

  Jade : Then how did it get so full of junk?

• Jade : This isn't a coffee table. It's a coffin table!... Cool! Why would a coffin have a lock?

• Jade : You can't leave me alone! Don't you ever watch scary movies? The beautiful girl is always the first to

  [They hear a loud crash] 

• Uncle : Jackie, guard the door! In case it returns.

  Jackie : "It?"

  Uncle : Hidden inside of an antique Mr. Lam tried to trick us in to taking it.

  Jackie : What is "it?"

  Uncle : A Kiang Chi. A vampire.

  Jade : Told you.

• Tohru : [Speaking like Jade]  How we gonna save Uncle without Uncle?

  Jade : [Speaking like Uncle]  We must do research.

  Jackie : You gotta be kidding me.

• Jackie : Uncle is turning into the vampire's minion. Use my chi for the transfusion.

  [Jade slaps Jackie] 

  Jackie : Ow!

  Jade : I do not know such spells! Jade has Uncle's *chi* not his *brains*!

• Jade : As long as the parchment is in place, Uncle cannot move.

  [Jack cautiously checks on Uncle] 

  Uncle : You are doomed!

  [Jackie jumps back] 

  Jade : One more thing, he can still talk.

• Jackie : So everybody's chi is back where it belongs?

  Tohru : Thank you for the loan, Jade. It was... cool.

  Jade : No problem Big T. But... I don't think Uncle got all his chi back. I have this monster craving for mung beans!