- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [after Mac makes some drunken comments] You're not just a drunk. You're a *mean* drunk.
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [about her drunken rant at Harm] I said some horrible things to you.
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [brushing it off] I've had worse things said. Forget about that.
- Detective Frank Coster: My advice: if he comes back, shoot to kill. If you only wound him, he'll sue you.
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: What are you doing?
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Calling you a cab.
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Harmon Rabb, Jr. So righteous. So pure. You never had a weak moment in your life, did you?
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: I'm going to wait outside.
- Maj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Oh, wait a minute. I forgot. Yeah, you have had weak moments, of course. Your long lost father. Neurotic Annie.
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: You know you're not just a drunk. You're a mean drunk.
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Coster. I had a bad feeling about you.
- Detective Frank Coster: You should learn to trust your instincts, Rabb.