- Lt. Harriet Sims: Here are the photos for your office, sir. Sorry there's no pictures of naked breasts. I know how you like to gawk at them.
- [hands Bud some envelopes]
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: I don't want to gawk at naked breasts. I want to gawk at yours...
- Lt. Harriet Sims: [apoplectic] Did HE just say what I THINK he said, Ma'am!
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Sorry, Harriet. I missed it.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: I'll go hang these... , then myself.
- Master Sgt. Manny O'Bregon: Watch where you're going, sweetheart!
- Edward Proxy: Don't flatter yourself. You're not my type.
- [Gunny is trying to diffuse an altercation between his friend and a gay man]
- Gunnery Sgt. Victor 'Gunny' Galindez: C'mon, Manny. Let's go.
- Master Sgt. Manny O'Bregon: Not until Pretty Boy and I settle some unfinished BUSINESS!
- Edward Proxy: Oh, you *really* think I'm pretty! Maybe I WILL give you my number!
- Gunnery Sgt. Victor 'Gunny' Galindez: [Gunny restrains Manny] Go on. Get out of here.
- [Proxy kicks Manny while restrained, Gunny knocks Proxy to the ground, Tiner takes a poke at Gunny, but Gunny knocks him to the ground]
- Gunnery Sgt. Victor 'Gunny' Galindez: Tiner?
- Jason Tiner: Gunny?