- Private Clauson: I wasn't going to rape her, I was just goofing on her.
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Private Clauson, you are currently the *luckiest* marine in the world. Do not make things worse for yourself by also being the STUPIDEST!
- Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [Rabb has just been formally awarded his second Distinguished Flying Cross] Uh... Sir, I'm... uh... flattered, also... uh... a little confused. I believe I requested that no ceremony be conducted.
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [Off handedly] Yeah, I ignored it.