- Harmon Rabb, Jr.: Was Lieutenant Williams intoxicated?
- Private First Class Gomez: Intoxicated, sir?
- Harmon Rabb, Jr.: Drunk, loaded, stoned, plastered, smashed?
- Private First Class Gomez: I don't think I'm qualified to answer that, sir.
- Harmon Rabb, Jr.: Are you a sea lawyer, private?
- Private First Class Gomez: No, sir.
- Harmon Rabb, Jr.: You sound like one.