- [Kevin had boasted about his scheme to evade punishment within earshot of Mac and Mic the night before]
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: You should have waited until *after* the court-martial to celebrate, Kevin. Though we can't try you for Murder One again, I am going to *nail* you for desertion during a time of war!
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: I hope you go for the death penalty, mate!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Absolutely... mate.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Nah, you'll never get it, but life without parole's a slam dunk. Mr. Roberts, take this DESERTER on board!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [to Rabb and Brumby] At ease. Strip your blouses.
- [after they've done so]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Don't come out until you've admistered pain equal to what you inflicted on Lt. Roberts. THAT IS AN ORDER!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Aye aye, sir.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Aye aye, sir.
- Captain Howell: [to Brumby] I don't know whether to KEEL HAUL or take the *CAT* to you!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [to Rabb] After 10,000 miles *I* want to do *both*!
- Captain Howell: [to Brumby] A Royal Australian Naval Officer does NOT behave like a pub crawling BRAWLER!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [to Rabb] You struck a junior officer!
- Captain Howell: [to Brumby] BROKE HIS BLOODY JAW!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [to Rabb] IN TWO PLACES!
- Captain Howell: [to Brumby] What *possible* excuse could you make to defend this *reprehensible* act?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr., Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: None, Sir!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: You work with the guy, Mac, you wouldn't go topless in front of me would you?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [pause] Is that a request?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [pause] You know they wrote "Eternity" on this bridge... in lights... on New Year's Eve.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Is that how long we're going to wait?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Mac...
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: We're not in Washington. We're not even on the same continent!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Location doesn't change who we are.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Most men would disagree with you.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: I know. I disagree with me sometimes too.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: But you still can't let go?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Not yet.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: You're just this way with me, aren't you?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [nods] Yeah... Only with you.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [pause] I suppose I should be flattered.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: You should, Sarah.
- [Kevin Lee is talking to the press with a mock Aussie accent]
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Listen to his accent. He's a bloody thespian.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: They seem to like it.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Press can't save him. Harm's only delayed the inevitable.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I wouldn't be too sure, Mic.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Who are you rooting for, Mac?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: It's not a soccer match, Mic.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: You're right. It's a bloody pub fight.
- Toohey: BLOODY SEPPO MURDERER!
- [Toohey decks Lee, Harm restrains Toohey, Lee hits Toohey, is then restrained by Mic]
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Let him go, Brumby!
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: YOU let him go!
- [Harm and Mic simultaneously release Toohey and Lee]
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Oh, God.
- [Harm and Mic each prepare to throw a punch. Bud gets into the middle and ends up taking a blow to the jaw from each of them]
- [Rabb and Brumby are back in court after their forced boxing match]
- Judge: [noticing Rabb's facial injuries] Commander Rabb, have you been in an accident?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: [Rabb gets up] I have, Your Honor. But I'm quite ready to proceed.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: [Brumby gets up, with similar injuries] Same accident, Your Honour. but I too am ready.
- Judge: Commander Brumby, do you have a positive identification of the body in question?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: The remains have only recently been returned, your honor. And are undergoing navy dental identification as we speak.
- Judge: A man is in the dock accused of murdering Seaman Dunsmore and you cannot legally prove the so-named is even dead?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: I assure you, your honor, the body in question is Seaman Dunsmore!
- Judge: Well that might be so in your mind, but that is *woefully* insufficient in *this* court! I don't want to see you again until you have a *proper* indictment!
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Yes, your honor.
- Captain Howell: He's letting them off the hook.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: He might, but by God I won't!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Commanders, will you accept a non-judicial punishment for your actions?
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr., Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Yes, Sir!
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Good! Cause you would have gotten it anyway!
- [heading out the door]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Follow me!
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr., Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Aye aye, Sir!
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [Bud's speaking with a broken jaw] I don't know why the Admiral ordered you to fight.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I don't think it took too much forcing, Bud.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: With all due respect, ma'am, it's your fault. They were fighting over you.
- [Mac nervously chuckles]
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: What'd he say?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: That, uh, you deserved what you got.
- [Mac walks away]
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: That's not what I said, sir.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Relax, Bud. I know you didn't say that. Whatever it was, you struck a nerve.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Colonel, are, um congratulations in order?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Uh. it's uh, on the right hand, sir.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Ah.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Friendship ring?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: For now.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [Rabb is looking back as they're about to board the plane] Commander, never look back.
- Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: No, sir.
- [gives the attendant his plane ticket, then glances back to Mic and Mac]