It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gets Racist (2005)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
Quotes
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Dee Reynolds : I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio - which is really weird because I've never been to Ohio. And this guy was wearing a bunny suit, and he was coming out of...
Dennis Reynolds : [interrupting her] You know what Dee, I don't want to hear about your dream, okay? I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them, and nobody's having sex, I just... don't care.
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Mac : Look, everybody! Sweet Dee's here!
Dee Reynolds : Hey, everybody!
Charlie Kelly : Whoa, whoa! What are you doing here?
Janell : Charlie?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, whoa, what is going on here? You guys know each other?
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, that's the crazy bitch that punched me in my eye!
Terrell : Charlie! That's my sister!
Mac : Now, just to clarify, when you say sister, you mean...
Terrell : I mean my sister.
Mac : Yeah! Okay! This is great because earlier, you were implying that I was racist because you thought that I was implying that all black people are related, and then it turns out that you people actually are!
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Charlie Kelly : Dude, it's not so much that they don't like us, it's that they don't like you. You know why? 'Cause you're an asshole!
Mac : [to Dee] Is that true?
Dee Reynolds : ...Yeah, kinda.
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[Dee and Dennis are behind the bar]
Handsome Guy : No, we're waiting for the cute one.
Dee Reynolds : What cute one?